1. They don't paint lane dividers on the majority of ordinary streets here. Crazy. I need to help these people.
2. Facebook is very slow. Also, sometimes I know I have comments, but I cannot see them. (I mean that they do not show up, not that I am too stupid to click "Show Comments".)
3. Nine hours on a plane with a toddler. Ick. Then Customs in a foreign language. Ick. Three days of sleeping to recuperate. Yay!
4. My mother-in-law furnished the apartamento for us. It's lovely and unexpected. I almost cried. Again.
5. It is embarrassing to be spoken to in English in public by my husband. I want my Portuguese class NOW!!!
6. Bidets.
7. I will have to take some pictures of the apartment and post them later. It is fabulous!
8. I can't believe I'm in Brasil. Bra-freaking-zil! South America! Where water spins down the drain counter-clockwise! Which is way prettier than clockwise.
